I'm a NorthWest Dork

THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST ACCORDING TO JEFF FOXWORTHY

You know you're from the Pacific Northwest When...

1.You know the state flower (Mildew).
2.You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.
3.You use the statement "sun break" and know what it means.
4.You know more than ways to order coffee.
5.You know more people who own boats rather than air conditioners.
6.You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.
7.You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" Signal.
8.You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain.
9.You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and Veneto's.
10.You know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon.
11.You know how to pronounce Sequim [skwim], Puyallup [pu-all-up], Issaquah [iss-ah-kwa], Oregon [or-uh-gun], Yakima [yak-uh-mah] and Willamette [wil-am-et].
12.You consider swimming an indoor sport.
13.You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food.
14.In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark- while only working eight-hour days.
15.You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.
16.You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain," and "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers."
17.You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.
18.You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind. [and went to school there!]
19.You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see through the cloud cover.
20.You notice, "The mountain is out" when it is a pretty day and you can actually see it.
21.You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above, but still wear your hiking boots and parka. [Had a friend (girl) that wore boxer shorts ALL winter]
22.You switch to your sandals when it gets about, but keep the socks on.[and it's cool to have socks with toes]
23.You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.
24.You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
25.You buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones after such a long time.
26.You measure distance in hours.
27.You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day. [guilty many times over]
28.You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.
29.You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Raining (Spring), Road Construction (Summer), Deer & Elk season (Fall)!
30.You actually understood these jokes and will probably forward them. [or blog them!]

[comments in brackets added by ME]